December 2009
So What The Hell Have You Been Doing All Year?
You wanna noe why Sezairi won Singapore Idol? It’s coz most of the voters are girls and who do they vote? Male contestants! Also most guys just can’t be bothered to vote. Thats the problem here.
“Oh God, Why Can’t People See The Truth When It’s Right In Their...”
“Boredom Is My Best Friend.”
“There are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are...”
– One Tree Hill (via secretpassionplay)
You Gotta Love Patrick
SpongeBob: With imagination, I can be anything I want. A pirate. [pretends to be a pirate] Argh! A football player! [pretends to be a football player] Hup!
Patrick: A starfish!
Squidward: Patrick, you're already a starfish.
Patrick: See, Squidward, it works!
I Have So Much Love To Give. But To Whom? I Do Not...
“Love Is Sorrow, And Joy. You Can’t Have One Without The Other.”
SpongeBob: Let's face it, Patrick. We're failures.
Patrick: I can live with that.
SpongeBob: Let's change our names to "Why" and "Bother."
“You know what? No. Get out, I’m tired of hearing about how nothing in your life...”
– Shark Tale (via secretpassionplay)
You Gotta Love Patrick
[Phone rings and Patrick answers it]
Fish: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick.
[Patrick hangs up and whistles; phone rings again]
Another Fish: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: [annoyed] No, this is Patrick!
[Patrick hangs up and continues whistling; phone rings again]
Yet Another Fish: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: [fed up] NO! THIS IS PATRICK! [hangs up, sulking] I'm not a Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: Uh... Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant.
Patrick: Huh? [facepalms] Oooh... FISH PASTE!
“Sarcasm; It Beats Beating The Crap Out Of People.”
I Think I'm Too Nice For Anyone. Heh Funny.
“I became a doctor because of the movie Patch Adams.”
– Dr House
Tom: What happens when you fall in love?
Summer: You believe in that?
Tom: It's love, it's not Santa Claus.
Hi I'm Plain & Boring. You Are?
“A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some...”
– Hugh Sidey
Dr. Cuddy: You think I like the cameras? You think I want the whole world watching you check out my ass and question my wardrobe?
Dr. House: Would it be better if I checked out your wardrobe and questioned your ass?
Dr. Cuddy: A little part of me...
Dr. House: [interrupting her] There is no little part of you.
OH MY GOD. Paramore's Coming To Singapore Next...
“It’s the story of life. Boy meets girl. Boy gets stupid. Boy and girl live...”
– Dr Wilson
“Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious...”
– Martin Luther King Jr. (via kari-shma) (via silverkisses)
SpongeBob: Just remember what we talked about. There's power in pride.
Patrick: [with foul breath pouring out of his mouth] That may be fine for you, but I was one of the beautiful people. Now look at me! I'm almost as ugly as you! I always thought, "If I was as ugly as that guy, I don't know what I would do."
SpongeBob: Patrick?
Patrick: What's my mom gonna say?! My sister-- Wait. I don't have a sister. The bank-- Oh, it's one thing if you have bad shoes or even bad hair, but--
SpongeBob: PATRICK!! You're not ugly, your breath stinks, really bad.
Dr. House: :[Yelling through Wilson's office door] HEY WILSON! I'M GOING TO CUT A CRIPPLE'S EYE OUT! WANNA WATCH?!
[Dr. Wilson opens his door and looks at Cuddy and House]
Dr. Wilson: Good times.
You Gotta Love Patrick
Patrick: Maybe a story will cheer you up. [picks up SpongeBob and seats him] It's called "The Ugly Barnacle." Once there was an ugly Barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The end.
SpongeBob: [sadly] That didn't help at all. How long... How long have I been ugly Patrick?
Patrick: As long as I can remember. You poor ugly thing, you.
“‘Was A Long And Dark December.”
– Coldplay
“Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some...”
– Christopher Morley
[House slams down new cane, a gloss black model with red and yellow flames painted on the bottom.]
Dr. Cameron: Flames?
Dr. House: Makes it look like I'm going fast.
“What’s life without the ability to make stupid decisions?”
– Dr House
“This night’s a perfect shade of
Dark blue (dark blue)
Have you ever been...”
– Jack’s Mannequin
“You Know, Life’s Abit Easier With A Sense Of Humour.
I Thank God For...”
